Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Charges in to Rescue Biden From the Windmills of Her Own Mind

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    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), queen of the perpetual cause minus causation, has come out verbally throwing hands at her fellow Democrats who are calling for President Joe Biden to recuse himself from the 2024 presidential election. Ocasio-Cortez has accused “elitists” in her party of not only wanting to remove Biden from the November ballot but also, should this transpire, not replace him with Vice President Kamala Harris.

    Setting aside contemplation of the linguistic gymnastics required to see what people say — perhaps Rep. Ocasio-Cortez acquired lip reading skills during her tenure as a bartender to assist in getting drunken drink orders correct when serving at noisy locations — it warrants mention that Ocasio-Cortez is an unyielding Biden supporter even after his celebrated crash and burn during his first debate with former President Donald Trump. She also possesses keen observational skills, said awesome perception chops leading to such revelations as Biden possibly being too advanced in years to identify with any of the main characters in Bluey. Her statement on this contains so many astonishing moments it warrants detailed, line-by-line analysis.

    I have little doubt the only people unaware of this fact are presently dead. Rest assured, this will not prevent them from voting for whoever the Democrats nominate for President.

    I’m so glad she repeated this; she was unclear the first time.

    Old, yes. Racist and neo-Nazi, no. Just stop with the hateful, hysterical hyperbole. Just. Stop.

    Okay, we’ll give you that. However, the primaries are over. I almost feel like I should say that again for the benefit of people still sulking over the matter.

    Um… wow. The debate didn’t change people’s perceptions? Did Ocasio-Cortez watch the debate? Even the most ardent Biden booster was left aghast at his feeble performance. Has she not seen the polls? Trump’s lead over Biden grows bigger by the day. Ocasio-Cortez’s assessment not only denies reality; it boldly leaps into full-blown hallucination.

    Ah, but there’s more. Ocasio-Cortez reserves her greatest kvetch for her fellow Democrats who have sounded the alarm post-debate.

    And we’re looking at you trying to read any of them.

    No comment.

    She has a legitimate point. Biden’s cognitive decline has been on ample display for months. The Democrats had plenty of time to work out a way for him to retire gracefully and run someone — anyone — against Trump. Instead, they kicked the can down the road until it became wedged under a debate-sized boulder blocking the path.

    Ocasio-Cortez finishes with a flourish.


    Actually, AOC, lots of Dems are “putting their names to it”

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    And to those Democrats who don’t want to put a ring on it … er, their name on it?

    One could safely argue that “ridin’ with Biden” is equally addicted to losing, but who are we to argue with the good Congresswoman?

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is in her element jousting at the windmills of fantasy she believes to be monsters holding captive the downtrodden masses she has chosen to liberate. The problem is she keeps attacking the wrong windmills. It is the socialist policies she espouses crushing the middle class into serfdom that deserve the lance. The party elite (*coughclintonscough*) view her as an amusing, illogical featherweight that is occasionally useful for sound bites but insignificant when it comes to moving an agenda. To this end, she is currently unwittingly doing the Clintons’ bidding by staying on the Biden train as it charges off the rails, thus cementing their place within the party as its leaders while the Obama brigade remains addicted to self-destruction.

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